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Aunt Besya
God! What kind of Irina_hel hen!!! went to repeat the mantra ... "I don't want such a chicken .."
SchuMakher
Aunt Basechka look at me, look into my eyes, listen and remember: you want such a chicken, you go to the store, buy it and eat it on March 8th !!!! Half a second, every day 3 times and the desire of the performer!
Aunt Besya
Begone !!!
SchuMakher
You guessed it! I will come to those nights in the moonlight ...
Aunt Besya
From the sadiuga, and also the doctor!
SchuMakher
And this is me, before returning to the clinic the day after tomorrow.
himichka
Manya, are you leaving the decree? Can't you leave us?

And yesterday I sent my husband to go shopping, all in snot myself, but I forgot about the chicken
Hairpin
Quote: ShuMakher

Aunt Basechka look at me, look into my eyes, listen and remember: you want such a chicken, you go to the store, buy it and eat it on March 8th !!!! Half a second, every day 3 times and the desire of the performer!

Man, you complicate the task ... I aunt Besa I'm sending the parcel tomorrow ... I can throw the corpse of a chicken there ...
SchuMakher
Spire! Let me patsula thee! Pack the chicken!
Hairpin
Fresh, al smelly?
SchuMakher
Pack fresh, it will come with a smell!
Giraffe
Girls, I love to read with you. I already have chickens, I will train by March 8. In the meantime, write-write, positive-business is necessary.
Aunt Besya
Quote: ShuMakher

Pack fresh, it will come with a smell!
I can imagine how the postaris will rejoice! Well, you are malicious, two or two!
Antonovka
I defeated her yesterday, barely fell asleep in the night - such smells soared
The only thing, since my chicken was sewn from two halves, then when pulling out the threads, it decided to fall apart (a bit). And I am still smart - I also nashed my legs, the skin burst. Man, where did you put them - inside?
Stuffed leg with me for lunch

Mash, for some reason it seemed to me that the scalpel is not sharp enough, although a new one, I will probably take a small one next time. Can this be?
SchuMakher
Aunt Besya and you wait for the parcel, wait! Spire sends something, but you receive it!

Antonovka I screw my legs and arms inside, so that they do not burst, I need to swaddle with bandages Prpo scalpel, strange

giraffe
tanya123
Today I cooked for my traglodytes !!!
It turned out just fly away !!!!
I didn’t even have time to take a picture while I went to fetch my camera, more than half of mine were dying ...
And nothing that was fiery hot ...
Now they sit their well-fed tummies rubbing ...

And the neighbor came to the smell, he says you are cooking something delicious again ...
I also had to share the snapshot ...
In general, there is nothing to take to work tomorrow ...
SchuMakher
tanya123 Nazdorovichko! The truth is, after all, it is tasty, satisfying and with little skills, even quickly! And most importantly, it is very profitable to feed the guests, and the side dish, and the main dish, and you don’t throw away a bunch of unfinished bones, but you cut them out and cook soup from them! : girl_hah
tanya123
SchuMakher
The only thing, I did not cut the incision along the back, but along the breast ...
artisan
Quote: Aunt Besya

From the sadiuga, and also the doctor!

Did you doubt it? They are taken to honey, only after the exam in sadism! Well, over the years, experience also comes ...

... Kura is lying in the sink, I try to convince myself that she is strong and brave and not afraid to cut her ...
Hairpin
Quote: Master

I try to convince myself that I am strong and courageous and that I am not afraid to cut her ...

Do you want me to help you? I have a master class somewhere on the forum, how I put leeches. The pictures there are good, close-ups ... Look at those pictures, and ... the chicken will seem just a fairy tale ...
Antonovka
Girls, I, of course, read here about the fillings ... Or maybe we have to put together in one post somewhere - who made which fillings and which likes?

My son, for example, does not eat mushrooms in any form: (((And when I made chicken, there was no extra cheese or ham at all ... At first I thought to stuff it the next day, but I couldn't hold back ... I had to urgently sculpt something ... It was rice, spinach and a few pieces of dried apricots ... It turned out cool, but dried apricots were clearly superfluous

A Mashunya then at work, first day
artisan
Quote: Hairpin

Do you want me to help you? I have a master class somewhere on the forum, how I put leeches. The pictures there are good, close-ups ... Look at those pictures, and ... the chicken will seem just a fairy tale ...

Don't, I myself!
Lisss's
artisan, we have a kind forum, they will always help a friend decide !!

don't forget - START WITH BACKREST!!!!
artisan
the main thing is that I do not forget and cut it into pieces ... I really love this business ...
tanya123
For example, I made the following filling: boiled rice, in a frying pan I fried a little more with mushrooms, and with cheese.
Antonovka
don't forget - START FROM THE BACK !!!!

And so Lenka-Antonovka repeated to herself 20 times, thrusting a scalpel into the chicken breast. Then she sewed the patient in a circle
Antonovka
tanya123,
I also like such fillings with mushrooms, but because of the finicky son, I will probably have to cook 2 chickens at the same time

Can you put chicken livers with fried onions and carrots there?

I want a thread inside something, a la Georgian - nuts, cilantro, something else, just I can't think of something ... Otherwise, a chicken with one grass will come out ...
tanya123
Antonovka
You can also stuff with finely chopped potatoes, you get almost a chicken chicken ...
nut
Come on, let's throw in the fillings: D I already have a patient, she's stocked up with scalpels and I'm waiting for March 8
tanya123
You can also make the stuffing from buckwheat according to the merchant, with mushrooms and vegetables ...
Or make the filling of vegetables
artisan
As we said in Berdichev:
- Schaub you knew I did it!

Well, that is, not really. Partially.
It should be noted that I did not feel myself as a surgeon, more as a pathologist. (I hope she is not mad at me)
I came across a lady, tender (or old ??) After being singed, the skin here and there, went at the seams. But this is nonsense! What have I got? no threads ?!

Actually, that's what I wanted to ask. Are we replacing sesame with something? Mine, became bitter and not tasty. Or without him at all? In my head only oatmeal (since today I printed out two recipes - chicken and chicken cuts in oatmeal breadcrumbs.)

Story
artisanmaybe in this case it is not comme il faut ... but also breading. crackers without fish can become fish
SchuMakher
Ksanchik! I congratulate you on your victory over yourself and the chicken! Madal to you!
Do not rash nga her nothing, smear mustard or honey
artisan
Quote: ShuMakher

Madal to you!

until I got pi ... lei.
Well, I danced tango with this chicken for half a day in the Kuzhna ... and then I wrote to you about sesame seeds ...

Quote: Fairy tale

artisanmaybe in this case it is not comme il faut ... but also breading. crackers without fish can become fish

Thanks for the tip .... I will offer it to my men.


So, I decided to go to the store for new sesame seeds ... but since I returned, forgetting the money (Masha, well, cure my sclerosis, eh ?? Only without a scalpel, if possible), I did not find sesame seeds in the next three stores.
I came, just wanted to put the chicken in the oven ... and my husband called that he was already going to eat ... Well, with a fool, I decided that chicken was a long time, and quickly figured out potatoes ... so that's what I ... my husband came ... and how did I find out that I decided to leave the kuru ... and I teased him so much with it ... (probably the naked shkaletik so whetted his appetite) ... in short, I got it ... But I really hope that tomorrow everyone will forgive me
By the way, Mashul, she won't have anything, really, until tomorrow morning ??? She is smeared with mustard and is in zero
Actually, I liked the process! And I am already sure that I will make a very old recipe - chicken stuffed with mushrooms and cheese. You have no idea how much I have that recipe waiting in line !!! But I was so afraid of this procedure Now I'm not afraid !! for what, tightly you, I virtually embrace!

By the way !!! My chicken, deprived of minced meat, turned out because I ate sooo much
artisan
Quote: Antonovka


A Mashunya then at work, first day

SHO ?? have we lost you? And the anesthesiologist-honey with whom ??? Can I have it? I have a partner for him
SchuMakher
Ksanchik! Put it in the refrigerator overnight, it will be even tastier, do not cure the current, so that it does not smell

You haven't lost me ... I'm mulberry ... Anesthesiologist with dad Dad plays mom

I'm embarrassed to ask, but what is this?
Antonovka
Mashun, patches are thin pancakes. For me they associate - rolled into a tube and stuffed ... But I always made it sweet - with cottage cheese, filled with sauce or cream and baked in the oven
artisan
everything is correct! Thin pancake from Zhivchik https://Mcooker-enn.tomathouse.com/index.php@option=com_smf&topic=45666.0 spread with filling, roll into a tube and pop into chicken

Can't you imagine? And I. But I want!
SchuMakher
Quote: Master

everything is correct! Thin pancake from Zhivchik https://Mcooker-enn.tomathouse.com/index.php@option=com_smf&topic=45666.0 you spread it with filling, roll it into a tube and put it in the chicken

Can't you imagine? And I. But I want!

sadiugi, damn it in the pipe and chicken in .... uzhos!
artisan
Look who's Talking!!!!

Mashun, what can I say to you, I don't want her anymore ... I didn't want to yesterday and I don't want to today

because I got rid of it

I, of course, fried it, but is it really a problem for me! It's good that I didn't make kuru for dinner !!! We ate so much at lunchtime that we couldn't even have supper !!!

Very, very tasty !!!
One-piece photo-proof, will be later, but for now, little bitch

Surgical-nostalgic stuffed chicken (master class)



But I know for sure that after a while I will want her again!
Thank you !!!!

SchuMakher
Ksanochka! Very beautiful trigger !!! So happy that everyone liked it!
artisan
And here is the main proof!
Gypsy Chicken!

Surgical-nostalgic stuffed chicken (master class)


All parents liked Kura !!!
Aunt Besya
Manya! Take the first step:
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spent 30 minutes, I got some kind of goner chicken, mother-in-law
I admit right away that I have some dubious experience of surgical operations.Once, about 15 years ago, I had to amputate the phalanges, though in a corpse ..., but still it was like this: our SME was on vacation and for this period served the area of ​​another SME, a visitor from another area, such a harmful one ... I came to the morgue for an autopsy and told him "I would like to roll my fingers to identify the person", and he told me "Impossible. Maceration" I consulted with the republican authorities, they advised to cut off phalanxes and sent to the republic, there were conditions for fingerprinting of macerated corpses .. Well, I came again and kindly so, begging, SME told my request And he, bastard, sent me ..: cray: Said: "You need, you and cut it off! " They gave me a scalpel, a jar with some kind of solution (go formalin) and .... in short, the task was completed !!! I also tied a tag to each finger, like "index left" after reading the "horror story" erase, why scare people
So I don't really count on praise ...
Hairpin
I hope that there are only a few members of the forum with such experience ... one ... and far beyond the Moscow Ring Road ...
Story
I already look at your aa-appetizing hens every day! In my opinion, neurosis is already beginning ... I don't have some dubious experience of surgical operations... Well, you have to be a self-taught surgeon / pathologist. Otherwise there will be a nervous breakdown
Jefry
Tin!
I also plan to open a private practice for the holidays ... I have already sharpened a couple of scalpels ... It remains to buy a patient
In general, comrade Schumacherwho is not Michael, you spoil the local public so much ... When you come across some recipe for baked chicken, the look automatically tries to appreciate the beauty of the stitches, and if they are not there - "She has bones !!! Fi, this is so banal ... "
Luysia
Jefry, and this is an idea - to buy a chicken and hand it to my husband! Let him play a pathologist on March 8!

I just think that revenge can be cruel!
Hairpin
Sometime ten years ago, I asked my husband to beat off the meat ... He beat off the meat ... But ...You know, for me it's easier to beat off meat than to wash the refrigerator, wash the curtains, and so on ...
Antonovka
how to wash the refrigerator, wash the curtains and so on ...

Well, why - I beat it with a mixer ... My husband said that he was tired of scrubbing the TV ... Well, but what - I didn't forget to install the sockets above the work surface

artisan
Quote: Aunt Besya

after reading the "horror story" erase, why scare people
LATE! I'm already in the draft. Now this chicken will always evoke a double memory ...
Masha ... I, I want her again

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