Oh, girls, I'm reporting the situation from combat positions!
in fact, I'm not afraid of technology, but she respects me for that and always works faithfully! well, maybe almost always, but not this time!
the third day I became the lucky owner of the "Bosch" cube-combine. I immediately wanted to share my joy with you, but I decided to carry out a couple of tests so that there was, so to speak, something to brag about
1. chop the cabbage.shreds cute, I can't say anything. but. The neck, where to shove the pieces, is essno, for the cabbage is narrow, so I had to cut it into thin 125 pieces. by the time of cutting and pushing the pieces, it turns out about as much as I shred with handles on a shredder. I just do not like this business ooooochen, so with a big stretch I decided that a shredder in a combine is better than by hand. yes, in fairness, I will note: there is practically no waste - this is really a plus for Boshevsky combines
2. Chop the onion thinly. well, there wasn't much adventure here. so thin, of course, I will never cut an onion with my hands. so respect.
3. Make mayonnaise in a disc. and this is where the interesting begins. the instructions say that the products are loaded
after placing the disc in the bowl! and here someone wrote that you need eggs first, and then a disk.no! first drive, then eggs! but, as I understand it, none of my manipulations would have saved the cup from the vile, deep and eternal furrow that this disc leaves behind at the bottom! either the Boschists didn't think of something there, or the skaters who collect it all didn't take a lot of steam, but there really is a ledge on the disc that enters the plastic of the bowl at such speeds like a knife in warm oil!
the whisk disc looks like this
and the traces from it in the bowl are as follows:
even plastic shavings remained in the upper left corner, even after several minutes of operation.
In general, I thought: a couple more minutes and the bowl would have remained without a bottom! in short, I wanted to launch this disk like a flying saucer over the city of Paris!
yes, if anyone doubted, the mayonnaise did not work out; the mass stratified into butter and eggs and floated in this state on the surface of the disc.
but we are not used to retreating!
4. Make mayonnaise with a mixer. pouring the sources of the future mayonnaise into a mixer, I decided to add an egg and butter. so sometimes a stratified product can be reanimated. but neither this addition, nor my ritual dances at the combine, helped the layers to mix and become mayonnaise! I got out of
colt holster box of her beloved submersible Brown, poured her failure into a cup and ... in 30 seconds she received the most excellent mayonnaise!
visiting the Boshevsky site, you can see a video on how to use these all sorts of mega-attachments. and then an epiphany dawned on me: both with the disc and in the bowl, oil must be added drop by drop. thin trickle.
conclusion: for me, as a person who is used to making mayonnaise in 30 seconds, dumping all the products at the same time, these jumps at the combine with a cup of oil in hand are not at all suitable
5. Well, of course, the Kubikov nozzle was left for the sweets! and it was decided to make Olivia :) for which purpose carrots and potatoes were boiled in the microscope, sausage and other products were purchased.
I have good potatoes ... for mashed potatoes ... that's, in principle, mashed potatoes and it turned out. the cubes stuck together into a white, viscous mass. the carrots also stuck together, because they were kind of soft. and as far as I understand, the harvester does not like it and just spits out such products into the snot. excuse me.
I didn't have big cucumbers, so it was decided to dispose of the gherkins that were in the refrigerator for a long time. gherkins are such maaaaaaaa small cucumbers. they just fit perfectly between the nozzle and the lid of the bowl, so there were no cucumber cubes at the bottom, but slightly wounded gherkins circled on the nozzle without any desire to drop down. I had to open the lid and ... cut the cucumbers with hands. Conclusion: both large and small vegetables and fruits - do not eat good for the combine.
the sausage was cut without much ado. but due to the mashed potatoes and carrots, my salad looked pretty miserable, such a sticky bourden in mayonnaise, although it was delicious. and if you do not invite nasty culinary critics to dinner, then everything is eaten quickly and with pleasure.
6. And now it's time to wash all this action. in fact, almost the entire harvester is disassembled to small parts, which greatly facilitates the life of the scrubber. but! the bottom of the mixer flatly refused to unscrew. neither with your hands, nor "help yourself with the mixer lid", as the instruction advises, nor a tsunami of curses that I rained down on this part in the hope that it would give slack. nothing helped. I somehow walked my fingers over the knives inside the cup, sprinkled with a washcloth outside and began to wait for my husband ...
however, he also failed to unscrew the bottom with his hands. and when I saw him with a hammer and a chisel, I went into the next room. I became somewhat nervous
the mixer did not give up an inch even at the sight of such heavy artillery! no matter how hard my husband tried.
The next day, when the faithful left for work, I once again examined the mixer cup and came to the conclusion that it either flew off the thread, or, on the contrary, was overly screwed on it. in short, the mixer needs to be changed. otherwise, it is not even an hour, it will scatter into small fragments as soon as I am going to turn it on. the decision was made to call the service center and order a new cup. in secret from the faithful.well, I didn't want to upset him, I found the phones and decided to call ...
and here my fairy tale ends, essno, hepi-endom! the spouse called and said: you scroll the bottom a little harder, I opened it this morning
Why all my long opus, dear? and to ensure that the newly-baked owners do not repeat my mistakes, and the potential ones appreciate their relationship with the equipment. since the Bosch turned out to be a good combine harvester, but with character and personal whims. so you still have to try very hard to tame it
sorry for a lot of bukoff
Traces from the whisk disc on the bottom of the bowl - check - there should not be such traces !!!
yes, more.
cut the parsnip and celery root into cubes for the dryer. it turned out so quickly and culturally that I forgot to write about it in the previous post.