SchuMakher
Quote: Elena Tim
What are you doing in an intimate shop?

well, like that, as I went into this very store, I experienced an orgasm
Tricia
What a treat!
And tell me, plz, for those who are far from your village, and even in a tank, how do they eat this yummy? With a fork like a regular salad? Option two from the bag, as I understand it, is the most delicious, because with your hands?

Special thanks for the accent in the title!
Malva
Tricia, Nastya, climb into my tank, it will be more fun to rake together .... Here you see, smart FSEs, kishlak people ... and you and I, "come in large numbers", then they called chickpeas peas, then we climbed with a fork ...
Tricia
No need to say, Lil!
I wrote about the fork and was scared that what kind of Uzbek sneaker would come or something?
But maybe they are already well-fed and kind, after such an appetizing nohathurak, maybe everything will be all right?
Chuchundrus
: strelyaet: Leeeeeeeen !!!! Defychenki !!!! Thank you who can !!!! Attack on the village !!!!! go on a tank !!!
vedmacck
Well, now I know how to make this chickpea! So that it was delicious. And gnaw, reading a book or sitting in the internet.
And if you dry it with salt? Oven without oil? Will it not shoot?
Olga VB
Again Lenka has prepared some kind of swearing! Irrepressible!
Normal people sleep at night, and Enta suffers from perversions!
So, kishlachniki, admit: enta dishes are interesting for those who prefer compote, tea, coffee, wine and other sybarites to beer?
Or farting under coffee is not comme il faut (comme il faut in Lenkin's way, in a kishlach manner)?
Malva
ChuchundrusI'm going to your village, hold on! I rocked your house! The whole nakhatkhurak I will slupash, but sho will not fit, I will take it with me)) And Lenka will not help, and Lenka is far oooo ...
Chuchundrus
: ovot zhezh Toko Sedni in the kishlak prescribed And tutucha right away: swoon: to dekulak the prutsiiiii on tanks
Anna1957
Quote: vedmacck

Well, now I know how to make this chickpea! So that it was delicious. And gnaw, reading a book or sitting in the internet.
And if you dry it with salt? Oven without oil? Will it not shoot?
Easy. In one layer. It is possible with salt, without salt, with spices, or with cinnamon (such as a sweet version). Sybarites call these things "crunches", they are used for snacks, they are added to vegetable salad instead of croutons. But to be honest, they turn out to be harsh after drying in the oven. Or maybe we really do not have a variety of chickpeas for them. Just now I read a message from one of my Sybarite colleagues, who made these crunches from local chickpeas in Tenerife. He writes that it cannot be compared with ours, it is much tastier. Now I think that chickpeas should have been brought from Turkey.
vedmacck
Anna, in fact, I am a typical sybarite!
Vasilica
Gy))), Lenka showed up! And the hilarious continues !!!

Quote: Seven-year

And I have a question about Stebe on which program to cook it and how long?

Shine, start with "vegetables" min 25-30 by 0.7, and then you will see whether you need to add or put less next time. Depends on the variety.
Quote: Tricia

And tell me, plz, for those who are far from your village, and even in a tank, how do they eat this yummy? With a fork like a regular salad? Option two from the bag, as I understand it, is the most delicious, because with your hands?

Well, yes, from the bag the most relish and lick your fingers!
You can also use a fork (well, there with guests), but if you rake with that fork, it will catch a couple of "peas", but with a spoon - yes, you will scoop it up there, so you will scoop up the biggest spoon!
Tricia
Quote: Vasilica
the largest spoon
Truncated, I will buy a separate ladle !!!
Thank you for the educational program!
Seven-year plan
Vasilica!!! Thank you very much !!!

And then they are chatting here, chatting, but on the topic only half a page !!!

You are the only responsible person for us !!!
SchuMakher
Quote: Seven-year
And then they are chatting here, chatting, but on the topic only half a page !!!

Lenk, and Lenk! Do you think this is a run over or a reason for a fight? Let's take the samovar from her and glue the cat with wool!
Anna1957
Quote: ShuMakher
and glue the cat with wool!


Vasilica
Well, yes, well, yes, they don't care about lamb peas, they discuss sex shops, you panic.
Seven-year plan
Mash!!! Look !!!! ....
We still have a city of gunsmiths !!!!
And not only samovars, but gingerbread !!!!
I won't let myself live !!!! I will shoot back !!!
Elena Tim
Quote: Tricia
how is this deliciousness eaten? With a fork like a regular salad? Option two from the bag, as I understand it, is the most delicious, because with your hands?
From a bag - this is the first option, with boiled chickpeas. You can eat it with your hands, it's not greasy. The second option - fried goes great with beer - salty, fried, a little spicy, mmmm!
Well, the third one is more like a salad, moist, juicy, it is, of course, uncomfortable to eat with your hands, so Manka, don't get your hands dirty, she jerked her muzzle!
Quote: Olga VB
fart not comme il faut
Ol, I recently re-cooked so much of this chickpea ... no comme il faut has ever happened.
Elena Tim
Quote: ShuMakher
Let's take the samovar from her and glue the cat with wool!
I'll brush my gophers' hair, there's just enough to build a decent cat!
By the way, what happened to him? Why was he so obchekryzhili, and even uneven - a ladder? Winter, it's cold for the animal.
Quote: Seven-year
I won't let myself live !!!! I will shoot back !!!
And we ... and we ... we'll get drunk on the peas and we will start to stream the same! Moreover, we will arrange a gas attack!
So you are more careful with our village, spit!
Bul
Quote: Anna1957


Chuchundrus
Leeeeeeeen, but what about the tankers? Let's wake up the gases?
they scared me, promised to confiscate all the ammunition
Seven-year plan
Linen! So he is like that in life !!!
We did not touch him! : pardon: I was so ugly !!!

A gas attack is not necessary !!!
I'm ready to go to negotiations ..... peaceful !!!!! ...... And I'll hide my ruzho ......
(Only if you don't touch the cat! I am a mountain for him !!!)
Elena Tim
Quote: Chuchundrus
Leeeeeeeen, but what about the tankers? Let's wake up the gases
No, no, you can suffocate in the tank!
Quote: Seven-year
! So he is like that in life !!!
We did not touch him! So ugly !!!
No, well, if so, then of course.
Well, if need be, whistle, we'll dress him up at the moment with a red cocker.
Elena Tim
Blinsky, why could this be, huh? ...
SchuMakher
Quote: Seven-year
I will shoot back !!!

from felt boots?
Quote: Elena Tim
Blinsky, why could this be, huh? ...

what are you talking about?
Malva
Chuchundrus, you redneck ...., squeezed a pea, right? Okay, okay, ask for bacon ...
I'll bring Lenchik, but I won't go to your country on purpose ...

Seven-year plan, kytsya- super! Such fish soup is cool, just like my oriental fish ... ((
Whistle, together defend the cat boom)

And now I'll try to get out of the flood .... hm-hm .. Girls, but this chickpea of ​​one kind or several is there? If there are several types, which one should you take? I caught fire to cook this very dish in earnest)

Elena Tim
Yes, take any, Lil, which one comes first.
Elena Tim
Quote: ShuMakher
what are you talking about?
... long, pimpled ... Damn, I don't get out of erotic fantasies all day! Timon is already tired of taking the rap! Have pity on him, infection!
SchuMakher
Quote: Elena Tim

... long, pimpled ... Damn, I don't get out of erotic fantasies all day! Timon is already tired of taking the rap! Have pity on him, infection!

... and with chicks
Quote: Elena Tim
Have pity on him, infection!

Workaholic !!!
Elena Tim
Man, is this soft or hard?
Olga VB
Bumpy!
vedmacck
You are kidding here all day, and I keep remembering the taste of this chickpea (now I know how to cook it) in a nut-seed mixture !!! Well, where in the village can I get it at night?
SchuMakher
Quote: Elena Tim
Man, is this soft or hard?

when cold, then elastic, kada hot, softer But when not heated, it does not increase, if cho
SchuMakher
Quote: vedmacck
Well, where in the village to get it at night?

the Metro probably has
Malva
vedmacck, gee ...well, azhel Moscow is a village, then we (not Muscovites) finally can be in the field and live in the steppe ...))) But in our dugouts and at night you can find chickpeas)))
Elena Tim
Quote: Olga VB
Pimply
Olka, I'm doing serious business here, trying to guess what this infection bought me, and instead of helping, you distract me with all sorts of interesting things! So I will guess for a long time!
Quote: vedmacck
Well, where in the village to get it at night?
Figase, your village is just like our capital is called, Moscow!
Elena Tim
Quote: ShuMakher

when cold, then elastic, kada hot, softer But when not heated, it does not increase, if cho
And what is it made of? Plastic, rubber?
Seven-year plan
Quote: Malva


Seven-year plan,
Whistle, together defend the cat boom)

Malva, Lily, swept away !!!

Quote: ShuMakher

from felt boots?

Mash, you offend ...... Of course there is a village! But not by the same amount ...
SchuMakher
Quote: Seven-year
Mash, you offend ...... Of course there is a village here! But not by the same amount ...

and I was not in my thoughts, honestly ... I mean that you also have felt boots or I'm confusing something
vedmacck
No, I'm not in Moscow ... Out of town. Here to the general store - by bus 20 minutes, to Ashan - all day to get ...
I am horseless, and so - 15 km from the Moscow Ring Road, only along country roads
SchuMakher
Quote: vedmacck
to Ashan - all day to get ...

on deer?
Elena Tim
Tell me, infection, what did that multicolored garbage make of !? Plastic? Rubber?
vedmacck
Quote: ShuMakher
on deer?
By public transport
Seven-year plan
Mash, Tula is a ruzho, a samovar, a gingerbread and an accordion !!!!
So, we have to shoot, and have a drink, and dance !!! Take your pick! For all occasions!
Olga VB
Quote: Seven-year
So, we have to shoot, and have a drink, and dance !!! Take your pick! For all occasions!
Wrap usssho!
vedmacck
SchuMakher
Quote: Elena Tim
Plastic? Rubber?

something in between
Shine, I had a feeling, after drinking tea with gingerbread, we went to the valenkoff museum, no? Or is it when we went to Myshkin ...

Quote: Olga VB

Wrap usssho!

I join and more
Seven-year plan
Not, Mash, for 27 years that I live here, I have not heard about boots ...

So, get dressed and put on shoes, girls, bring this with you !!!! ......
Elena Tim
Quote: ShuMakher
something in between
Silicone?

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