Natalie07
oh girls! oh super!
you need to go to this Temko just to cheer up !!

Junipers are of two types, colloquially speaking - a bush and a tree. The fruits ripen for two years.

It is good to insist on vodka on berries, on an amateur - but we really like it.

On twigs it is also possible, but the taste is sharper.
Hairpin
The vodka on the juniper is called - GIN!!!
Chantal
juniper berries in the game go well with stewed venison with them, too, I think with beef, I think you can also try it in marinades, I know they add, but I have not tried it myself
tatulja12
So what are we going to collect now? Pine, Christmas tree or juniper?
Hairpin
Moscow and Moscow region - Christmas trees !!!
dopleta
Quote: Michelle

You are the luckiest of all !!! And you don't need to look anywhere - everything is close by! And cones, and "pineapples", and young shoots !!!! Vary - I don't want to !!!
If only ... These pines are as high as a five-story building ... It's easier for me to get drones than cones from my pines. And I also have a juniper! And I make my own gin - delicious!
Michelle
oh, girls, it seems in vain I remembered about the juniper
so it would be great to go out into the woods all together and collect everything !!! The main thing is to find a place for mushrooms!

Quote: dopleta

If only ... These pines are as high as a five-story building ... It's easier for me to get drones than cones from my pines. And I also have a juniper! And I make my own gin - delicious!

Yes ..... then you have to have either claws or a high ladder
and I need a juniper for boiled pork. Although I like the idea with gin too !!!!!

Quote: tatulja12

So what are we going to collect now? Pine, Christmas tree or juniper?

tatulja12: oh, I would have collected everything !!! and more !!! and more pills for greed to boot, but actually in reality it turns out that everyone will collect what he grows ...
kanga
And we went to nature last weekend, and there (in the suburbs) there are a lot of pines, but with shoots !!!!!! I saw how I rushed to them !!!! And my husband, as soon as he found out what I was going to do, ....... in short, they left, and did not collect anything. I decided that peace of mind in the family is more important than jam !!!! But now I have changed my decision, I have made special tactical and strategic events (with my husband), and this weekend we will go there again, and then ... I'll report back after the weekend!
Michelle
I’m reading and thinking: why are men such conservatives? Well, a woman wants to pick needles, bumps ... what's so terrible ... ... I suspect that it is better for them not to talk about it at all. Cook the jam, and therefore give it to taste. And only after that admit what it was made of.
And in general - after registering on this site, I feel that all women are a little bit of a witch. We all cook something, steam, collect, invent
kanga
No, it’s not working out !!!!! He's there all the time !!!!! Yes, and I, due to my straightforwardness, will not be able to do something on the sly (although I think that sometimes this is exactly the way it should be). And about witches - that's for sure! I also chose such an avatar that I can't understand whether this is an intensively used kitchen, or the process of brewing a potion !!
Michelle
I like this word - potion !!!!!! UHHH !!!
kanga, your married life reminds me of something ... like I look in the mirror
kanga
Quote: Michelle

I like this word - potion !!!!!! UHHH !!!
kanga, your married life reminds me of something ... like I look in the mirror
No-oh !!!! This is not family life reminds, this behavior of my husband reminds !!!!! Men are all different, but they behave in the family, as a rule, the same !!!
himichka
Actually, you can't scoff at an injured, not very young lady like that. I sit and ...laugh, even though the voice was gone. LAUGHED !!!
And where can I get all this? And the juniper, does it spread? We have some bushes growing next to the port administration, creeping with berries. Maybe someone has a photo for people like me?
kanga
Quote: himichka

Actually, you can't scoff at an injured, not very young lady like that. I sit and ... laugh, even though my voice is gone. LAUGHED !!!
And where can I get all this? And the juniper, does it spread? We have some bushes growing next to the port administration, creeping with berries. Maybe someone has a photo for people like me?
Why do you need a photo ??? Who cares what grows there !!!! Run, rip, grab quickly and cook the jam, isn't it tasty? Then the ham, isn't it tasty? Then bake from: wow: this !!!! Well, in short, the main thing is to snatch, until the rest rushed there !!!!
dopleta
Quote: himichka


And where can I get all this? And the juniper, does it spread? We have some bushes growing next to the port administration, creeping with berries. Maybe someone has a photo for people like me?

Hey! Hey! himichka! You are more careful there ... with the creeping ... Do not get naughty there! You will still be useful to us alive!
Luysia
Quote: himichka

We have some bushes growing next to the port administration, creeping with berries. Maybe someone has a photo for people like me?

himichka, be careful with unfamiliar berries!

Otherwise, you know, like in a children's joke:

- Can I eat these berries?
- You can, but only once!
tatulja12
It turns out that the juniper (now I looked in the internet) is even steeper than the pine and Christmas trees combined! 8) But Luysia is right, you need to be careful. It turns out there are two types of them and one poisonous. Like this. Now we will study the juniper, that's for sure, from all diseases.
himichka
THANKS FOR WORK! I keep ... laughing! Ladies, as I crashed on the stairs today at school, I thought I would not collect bones. Horoscho, no one has seen! The finger is swollen, there is a bruise on the thigh.
Where's the photo?
tatulja12
This is exactly what the juniper helps. Urgently go to the port authority and get treatment!
tatulja12
Here is a photo of a juniper, and read the rest for yourself, there is a lot of information.
Pine cone jam
bbbbekema
Oh, girls ... this Temko should be transferred to humor. You will come in, laugh and again in a confusion - what is collected here? ... Cones, branches, male spores, drones, even hermaphrodites are remembered, now a juniper. The husband said the jam is good, and the gin is the best ... To the Crimea ... urgently to the Crimea!
Alim
Comrades!No need to pluck the Crimea! Here endemics grow, but after the fires they are minuscule! Have pity !!!!!
Alim
;) And in the pharmacy, juniper berries are sold and you don't need to go anywhere
milf
Oh, girls, you infected me, last weekend I pricked up my skis and were going to the forest, but the weather failed and the trip did not work out. And then I imagine there was a picture: in one hand a small one twisting his head on the sides and pulling everything into his mouth, and in the other LUMPS-LUMPS (sorry there is no smiley with grabbing hands), well, or whatever comes to hand. In general, yesterday on the market I accidentally saw cones for jam on sale, but somehow dumb, it is not known where they were collected.
Katyushka
And in my garden there is a pine tree ..... only there are no cones on it, but there are cones on a pine tree that grows in my mother's garden! WHOLE 2 PIECES (cones) - probably it will be small for a 3 liter jar
tatulja12
Quote: Katyushka

And in my garden there is a pine tree ..... only there are no cones on it, but there are cones on a pine tree that grows in my mother's garden! WHOLE 2 PIECES (cones) - probably it will be small for a 3 liter jar
Katyushka, it will definitely not be enough. We'll have to wait for next year, this year there is no harvest for cones.
Aunt Besya
Here he is my pine-cone honey (I don’t dare call my tongue jam, it’s painfully amber-viscous)

Pine cone jam
I gave my spouse a spoon to lick, so he did not understand what it was
Hairpin
Aunt Besya!
How does it taste? Does it taste like?

Here I am neatly asking my husband if it is far from our dacha to Karelia ... So he immediately cut me off
- I will not rewind 700 versts for the cones !!!

Honestly, I thought it would be less ... Well, I would have persuaded him by a hundred, but seven hundred ...
Aunt Besya
It tastes like honey with the fragrant aroma of pine needles ...
Chantal
Quote: Hairpin
Here I am neatly asking my husband if it is far from our dacha to Karelia ... So he immediately cut me off
- I will not rewind 700 versts for cones !!!

Honestly, I thought it would be less ... Well, I would have persuaded him by a hundred, but seven hundred ...
Ivanteevka na anyone closer
Hairpin
Yeah, thirty miles. Why do you think they'll let us go there? This is not a recreation area, is it? My friend lived in Ivanteevka, and Odnoklassniki was downstairs ... I’ll ask her, let’s go there, or not ...
northerner
We went to rest, say, in a conditionally ecologically clean place, looked around in the hope of seeing cones. I saw this Pine cone jam
please tell me you can cook from this?
Hairpin
I bet these are male disputes!
Aunt Besya
Quote: Hairpin

I bet these are men's disputes!
What intricate erotic fantasies
I brewed from those that are from the central chic left down
Hairpin
I see it !!! To the left down from the central bump, I do not see!
I see only pineapples in this photo!
northerner
and from "pineapples" can you?
Aunt Besya
How to put it more clearly: from the lower left corner in the direction of the northeast, these are young bumps, then they will grow and become fuel for the samovar
Hairpin, are you ok with geography ??? judging by the mantas
Hairpin
Quote: Hairpin

Here's what my friend answered:
Pine cones are only female, that is, there are hard brown tough cones (green at first) in which the seeds from which children make crafts, male disputes are yellow pineapples on the tops of the shoots, which, after sporulation, turn brown, dry up and die off. Sometimes buds are also called blossoming green buds at the tops of the shoots.

That is why I bet that these are male disputes. For objectivity, you need to find male and female pines in the same area. Holding in our hand a female bump and a male dispute, we will definitely decide what we need.

Women are green at first, and then brown.

The men are first yellow and then brown. And they look like pineapples!

From the lower left corner in the direction of the northeast not reaching the center - young male disputes!

Well, I think so ...
Aunt Besya
and what are suitable for cooking ??? but it’s like in a cartoon about a harmful princess (like “The Magic Ring”, I don’t remember what it’s called, such a cool one !!) - “Ah-ah! I will overeat and die young!
Hairpin
WOMEN !!!

Quote: MIRAMAX

Now is just the time to prepare jam from pine cones (they themselves collected them only today), so I decided to share the recipe just now ...
This jam was still made by my husband's great-grandmother ... In May, bywhen the buds are green and not yet hard and woody they are collected, washed, roots are torn off, cut in half or into quarters.

And the pineapples are yellow !!!
northerner
And I chewed these men's disputes, they taste sour, I liked it, but I didn’t pick it up for jam, the other day we’ll go again, take pictures of everything I see.
Hairpin
Girls, a photo of the necessary cones in post # 9. These are green cones, not yellow pineapples!
Aunt Besya
Hairpin, are there any women in the photo of Severyanka? Mine were green, I meant the shape (northeast), and did not pay attention to the color. Now I think that I haven't seen any yellow ones on a pine tree. Interestingly, on the same pine both male and female are there or is there a pine-lady and a pine-gentleman? And in general, we can see pines of a different kind than in the photo of Severyanka, it seems to me that her pine needles look more like cedar
Hairpin
Quote: Michelle

Quote: Pine is a monoecious plant, but with a predominance of "flowers" of the same sex... In other words, some specimens usually have more female "inflorescences", others - male. This is obviously hereditary, but it can change depending on the growing conditions and economic impact. Male "inflorescences" are crowded at the base of the shoots. Female "inflorescences" look like bumps located at the ends of the shoots.Pine blooms in late May - early June, when the daytime temperature reaches 22 degrees. Pollination is carried out by the wind. Fertilization occurs only in the spring of next year.
You are right, the pine is hermaphrodite!
I understand that if your pine tree had green cones, then there should have been few yellow pineapples or not. But in the photo of Severyanka, it looks like there are a lot of yellow pineapples - male spores, and few green cones (I don't see them at all). Moreover, the cones should be much higher.
That is, you had a pine girl, and Severyanka had a pine boy.

Let's grab onto the color. We need green !!! And yellow is unnecessary !!!
Aunt Besya
These bumps are still good to insist on alcohol, an excellent remedy for periodontal disease, pardontitis, gengevitis, and in general for rinsing the mouth and throat. This is where I think any will go, because how can you even insist on needles
himichka
Well, finally we figured it out! uff!
Chantal
Quote: Hairpin

Yeah, thirty miles. Why do you think they'll let us go there? This is not a recreation area, is it? My friend lived in Ivanteevka, and Odnoklassniki was downstairs ... I’ll ask her, let her go there, or not ...
Hairpin, well, firstly, they grow all this stuff for sale, and not for the sake of altruism, so any magic paper with numbers and state symbols will be your pass to big cone paradise and secondly you can call and ask the only moment that remains for me controversial - they are grown as ornamental plants and not as edible, by chance they do not water the trees with any chemistry? although conifers themselves are antiseptics .. in general, you need to ask botanists or the staff in the nursery, I don't think they'll lie, they don't need trouble - like someone ate jam from their cones and then toiled with their stomach
Hairpin
Quote: Chantal

so, for anyone, magic paper with numbers and state symbols will be your pass to big cone paradise
For us, Muscovites (or Muscovites, whatever you like), this is more called "showing a photo of Ben Franklin."

We have an arboretum at the Timiryazev Academy. In principle, it would be possible to shuffle there over the fence (we are Koptev, not proud), but ... it is guarded by dogs. It is possible that that nursery too. In the Timiryazev Academy, many things are guarded by dogs. I somehow wanted to find a milkmaid in the barn on a weekend. Either the dogs were tied, or I run faster than Timiryazev's dogs ...
Michelle
Quote: northerner

And I chewed these men's disputes, they tasted sour, I liked it, but I didn’t pick it up for jam, the other day we’ll go again, take pictures of everything I see.

oh, well, you are brave !!!!! And if they were poisonous?

Agree with Hairpin: male disputes in the photo. On the weekend I found a pine tree in the area. She was wearing both men and women. Only women can't get very high ... especially since a pine tree grew in someone else's yard
tatulja12
And in someone else's yard you can run into a dog, what if you are not running as fast as Hairpin? Then oh-oh-oh.

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