How to connect your dishwasher to the Internet

Hello everybody!
Already two years have passed since the warranty on my machine ended, and I decided to see how it works inside. At the same time, I wanted to deal with the only problem in its operation. The fact is that when draining, when the water runs out and the pump is idling, a relatively loud sound is heard. Just a few seconds, but if you don't close the kitchen door, it can sometimes wake you up. I used to think that it should be so, but when dishwashers began to appear at friends, it turned out that they were draining almost silently. Well, actually, further photos with comments:
Right view after removing the case:


The same with the removed thermal insulation. The filter housing, level sensor, drain pump and heater are visible. Pay attention to the length of the legs, the insert can be "torn from the ground" by fifteen centimeters, if necessary:


Left side view without thermal insulation. This white thing at the top is getting water. At "Bosch" it is made the size of the entire side wall and named "heat exchanger":


On the same side, but larger. This is the salt compartment and the ion exchanger.


Bottom view. Main pump:


Front view with plastic cover removed. This is the aquastop sensor:


This is it, from a different angle. If water gets into the sump, the foam float floats up and makes contact. Cheap and cheerful, but very reliable:


This is what the inside of the dispenser looks like. On the left is an electromagnet that opens the lid of the detergent compartment. On the right is the rinse aid pump. It is driven by the same electromagnet. Therefore, it turns out that a little rinse aid is dispensed when the lid is opened during washing, that is, at the moment when it is not needed there. And even if the "3in1" mode is enabled


Control board. An Internet connection is provided but not used.




It was not possible to solve my problem, since the disassembled pump still works silently. And in the assembly, there is some kind of resonance and the whole structure "holes" ...
Well, so that it would not be painful that I was in vain pulling out the machine, I decided to modify it a little. I drilled several holes in the tank from above, inserted LEDs in them and connected them to the power supply unit of the LED strip of the neighboring cabinet.


It has become really more convenient and looks bombastic!

wow ... just like a spaceship and my pump is also buzzing strongly Zhen, but didn't he connect to the Internet?

Aha, go know that she will start pumping instead of water? All right, her favorite cartoon "Fedorino grief", and suddenly something from the category "for adults"

Now, every time I open the dishwasher and put a dirty plate, the feeling of a holiday does not leave me The branch of the night club right at home !!!

The backlight is beautiful. Very beautified.
It is not clear with the internet.
Why connect this household priest to the network? Well initially?
Changing the firmware of the washing algorithms?
Or remote launch over the network to work?
Meaning? Intimate to understand.

The backlight is beautiful. Very beautified.
It is not clear with the internet.
Why connect this household priest to the network? Well initially?
Changing the firmware of the washing algorithms?
Or remote launch over the network to work?
Meaning? Intimate to understand.

PMM herself buys salt, desoldering agent and powder via the Internet, answers instead of the owner on the forum Bread Maker in Temka about the operation of dishwashers ..)))) but I would close websites for adults for every fireman ...))))) ))

but sites for adults, I would have closed for every fireman for her ...)))))))

It is right!
Otherwise he will complain there. and my de skat on me trahaezzo with my wife! I have already shattered everything! The legs can't stand it! :-)

Here's an example, the toilet writes on the forums:

Well, finally, my big life has begun. Today
brought to the apartment, allocated a room. Small but light and clean. There are neighbors. Chatted with Toilet Paper. A soft, flexible girl. I don't know the owners yet. We are worried.
*
I'm shocked. The Woman came. Not a word, not a half-word - she immediately sat down on my lap and naturally shit. No, no, I still can't come to
yourself. Where did I go, what wild morals? Am I destined to spend my whole life with these people? I am amuse myself with the hope that the rest of the household is more human than this ...
You should have seen what she did with poor Toilet Paper.
*
Did I dream about this, lying on the sides in the warehouse? How could I
imagine what a nightmare awaits me? My masters - filthy, soulless brutes - treat me like a slave. Why didn't I get to people who are bright, pure and soul, and ... and all parts of the body? After all, they are not all like that!
I’m still holding on, but my dear, tender Paper is melting before our eyes. They just use it, coolly and calculatingly.
*
I got acquainted with the Condom. Exhausted, rumpled. Pathetic creature. He told absolutely terrible things. I would never have believed him if I had not seen right through him. Maybe he was just delusional, he was obviously pumped up with something.
Fiends.
*
They took away what was left of the Paper. A new one was settled in its place. Young, enthusiastic. How she looks like a young Paper! Imagine, it turned out that they are namesakes! I started asking about the owners, making plans. I almost burst into tears.
*
I can’t stay in this house any longer. In a house where they don't just spit into your soul, you into it ... Oh God, how insensible they are! The owner came late last night and knelt in front of me. Hugged. My soul trembled, I was ready to forgive him everything, even sour soup and tea leaves. But instead of spiritual outpourings, I received another portion of abominations and filth. No
such baseness that these creatures would not be capable of.
If I were not so tightly attached to this place, my leg would not be here.
*
We talked to Paper all night long. She is right about something. We are really useful. Indeed, we see Them not from the best side. But how bitter it is when your work is so disgusting to you!
*
The condom told the truth. Today I was able to verify this.
Some strangers, shamefacedly covering me with a lid, began to gallop on me like mad. In less than two minutes I was completely shattered. An absurd life is an absurd death.

That's how I want to say, a bad head does not give rest to his hands. Duc language does not turn. Well, you had to get it, disassemble it, photograph it, explain to the people why and why, post the photo on the Bread Maker. ru, and not on the site Repair of dishwashers at home and their modernization, or can you be there too? Well done, what to say.

Well, this ... It was interesting to see how it works ...
Because of the radical contraction, maybe someone did not understand where the name of the topic came from. Here is a snippet of a close-up photo:

[Jefry]

Jefry Only this is not the Internet, but just RS-232, most likely for firmware or device diagnostics

Specifically by popular demand inside view