Completely stupid and useless kitchen gadgets

Let's share in this thread small kitchen things, completely mediocre or not needed in any way in a normal kitchen

[Number one:]

Let's! Number one: HUSBAND A completely unnecessary gadget in the kitchen, although the quality is normal, it was made back in the USSR, according to GOST ... Although it is irreplaceable as a utilizer

[Number one:]

Let's! Number one: HUSBAND A completely unnecessary gadget in the kitchen, although the quality is normal, it was made back in the USSR, according to GOST ... Although it is irreplaceable as a utilizer

No, Mashunya, well, I wouldn't call it that. It's just that your "unit" is "badly tuned". Mine, for example, knows that to go into the kitchen and start "functioning" there when I cook something there, it's only worth it when I call him there.

[Number one:]

Let's! Number one: HUSBAND A completely unnecessary gadget in the kitchen, although the quality is normal, it was made back in the USSR, according to GOST ... Although it is irreplaceable as a utilizer

in my opinion, it is very reckless and shortsighted to diagnose the entire line of the device on the basis of a single unsuccessful sample.
perhaps GOST is not for the kitchen, therefore it is perceived as stupid in an alien environment
and if the quality of the sample suits in principle and in some situations the gadget is irreplaceable, then either use it as intended, or remember the settings

in my opinion, it is very reckless and shortsighted to diagnose the entire line of the device on the basis of a single unsuccessful sample.
perhaps GOST is not for the kitchen, therefore it is perceived as stupid in an alien environment
and if the quality of the sample suits in principle and in some situations the gadget is irreplaceable, then either use it as intended, or remember the settings

masterpiece
on my own: a Chinese metal knife, in which the knife sharpens when held between the wheels. the devil knows when was bought for 10 rubles (for "everything for 10 rubles"). when it was brought home, it turned out that the level of the wheels was below the metal base, that is, the thing was completely useless, and it’s a pity to throw it out

Oh, thanks, made fun !!!!
I sent it to all my friends !!!!!

[Number one:]

Let's! Number one: HUSBAND A completely unnecessary gadget in the kitchen, although the quality is normal, it was made back in the USSR, according to GOST ... Although it is irreplaceable as a utilizer

I support it very much! Although my gadget was born in the USSR and according to GOST, it was brought up in a dashing 90 and most likely according to TU! Often the settings get confused, and walking around the kitchen at a moment unnecessary for my process causes a storm of emotions.

Well, Maria directed the topic in a slightly different direction.

[Number one:]

Let's! Number one: HUSBAND A completely unnecessary gadget in the kitchen ...

I do not agree! Mine is not according to GOST, it is premium. Knows how in the kitchen that I cannot.

DOMA donut maker. I ordered it, sent it, just tried it and pushed it away. Donuts are small, and not donuts at all, but soft dry-bread rolls.

Probably it was made for export ...

This is what I have, the most unnecessary, but my hand does not rise to throw away: Fish scraper (I thought it was good, it won’t scatter out of metal and scales, but in fact it doesn’t clean anything, I tried it from different angles and the scapula is cool, but thick and inconvenient to use - does not remove anything except cutlets and the plastic is very hard)

I didn't cut the greens, but crumple them:
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I didn't cut the greens, but crumple them:

Good afternoon! Oh, isn't it for greenery? Is this for slicing noodles by any chance? I have almost the same thing, only everything is metal, without a plastic base.She cuts noodles regularly)))

RybkA is a Herb Cutter Roller bought in America with the hope that it will cut. Alas...

I didn't cut the greens, but crumple them:

I support! I also bought it, it's not suitable for greens ... there is a noodle cutter for noodles ...

Donut maker DOMA

Oh, by the way, a pribluda for making donuts, a plastic one with a plug-piston. I have never used it, because the plug does not completely cover the hole and the dough will pour out of the cracks
pan for pancakes with a frying pan lid. like pouring the dough, closing it, frying the pancake on one side. then you turn over the frying pan and the pancake falls on the lid and is fried on the other side. peeled off at the first use

I describe it so long because it's too lazy to look for photos of these uselessness, especially since they were all discussed on the site at different times (but when they were already purchased)

[Kasanko]

That's good Kasankothat they warned about this frying pan: I looked at it for a long time, now I definitely won't buy it.

[Kasanko]

That's good Kasankothat they warned about this frying pan: I looked at it for a long time, now I definitely won't buy it.

It depends on who does.
The top shop has such a double-sided frying pan with a thin coating + a pancake filler with a dispenser. The frying pan peeled off immediately, and the handle smelled wildly when heated. I went to the trash heap. By the way, instead of a recipe book by weight, the package contained a rusty file !!! I don't know who is to blame, top shop packers or postal workers.

The second such frying pan presto from tescoma serves well, no complaints. It is especially great to turn over omelets with hot cakes (croutons, mushrooms in eggs, etc.), which tend to fall apart when you try to turn them over.

The filling from the top shop worked well at first, and then the spring stretched, apparently, and the dough began to seep into the crack.

in-in, I have the same set, but from a different store

The second such frying pan presto from tescoma serves well, no complaints. It is especially great to turn over omelets with hot cakes (croutons, mushrooms in eggs, etc.), which tend to fall apart when you try to turn them over.

Can you tell us more about this frying pan? At least a picture for presentation.

[Number one:]

Let's! Number one: HUSBAND A completely unnecessary gadget in the kitchen, although the quality is normal, it was made in the USSR, according to GOST ... Although it is irreplaceable as a utilizer

Duc connect it with Kasanko's "Chinese metal knife" and everything will be fine! In this form, any HUSBAND in the kitchen is good!
Benefit!

no no no, I have this device (that is, my husband) set up correctly and is simply necessary in the kitchen: sharpens knives (without reminders, loves this thing), cleans the fish and washes the dishes. how am i without him

Can you tell us more about this frying pan? At least a picture for presentation.

Picture.

Reversible frying pan PRESTO 26 cm
High-quality 2-piece frying pan for quick and easy frying and braising on both sides.
Ideal for making tall omelettes such as tortilla, frittat, stuffed pockets, vegetable and rice dishes, etc. Can be used as 2 separate classic pans. With a high-quality non-stick coating, suitable for electric, gas and glass ceramic hobs, dishwasher safe.
Weight: 1350g
Price: 2074 rub.

It's expensive, but worth it. Heavy! You can divide it, and you get 2 pans (at the top shop, it was solid, light tin and the mount did not detach in any way).

In general, I give anti-advertising of the noname Chinese frying pan and, with the permission of the moderator, I recommend the Czech frying pan.

in my opinion, it is very reckless and shortsighted to diagnose the entire line of devices based on a single unsuccessful sample.
perhaps GOST is not for the kitchen, therefore it is perceived as stupid in an alien environment
and if the quality of the sample suits in principle and in some situations the gadget is irreplaceable, then either use it as intended, or remember the settings

no, GOST is clearly not a kitchen one, although such settings were laid down by the manufacturer, but got lost with use

And I even guess who knocked down the preset settings ...

Schumacher, can reset to zero, I would not refuse a couple of drivers for my sample, girls who have successful share

I didn't cut the greens, but crumple them:

Yes, it's awful for greenery, they are completely stupid, these videos cannot be sharpened in any way.

I support! I also bought it, it's not suitable for greens ... there is a noodle cutter for noodles ...

You need to drag the noodle cutter from the far corner, screw it on, a whole epic - for the sake of noodles for 1 soup
And then - I kneaded the dough a little, rolled it out on a fast one and cut it with such a roller.
As for my character - so I categorically do not like to harvest noodles in tons, hang them to dry, look for a place so that no one knocks down, allocate a place where to store everything ...
So I like this video for noodle

[Man]

Man, and what year do you have, what series? Maybe then there was some kind of failure ... because it is better not to let mine into the kitchen at all, well, only if you fix something there or sharpen the knives, otherwise he may try to turn the spaghetti in a saucepan in order to cook them on the other side.

can nullify

Boom today to look for a button or an object is it better to completely disable it?

[Man]

Man, and what year do you have, what series? Maybe then there was some kind of failure ...,: lol: Boom today to look for a button or an object is better to completely disable it?

my 1971, February ... like the beginning of the year and not the end of the quarter ... but you see how the Reset button has sunk, I stabbed it with a knife and a fork ... well, nothing ...

ABOUT! And I have 1971, only March! Probably, at the beginning of the year there were interruptions with components.

Exactly .... System failure

[TATbRHA]

DOMA donut maker. I ordered it, sent it, just tried it and pushed it away. The donuts are small, and not donuts at all, but soft drying lambs.

TATbRHA, sorry, but it seems to me that this is more a matter of taste

My gadget: a plastic spoon-holder - melted from a hot spoon.

Yes, it's awful for greenery, they are completely stupid, these videos cannot be sharpened in any way.
You need to drag the noodle cutter from the far corner, screw it on, a whole epic - for the sake of noodles for 1 soup
And here - I kneaded the dough a little, rolled it out on a fast one and cut it with such a roller.
As for my character - so I categorically do not like to harvest noodles in tons, hang them to dry, look for a place so that no one knocks down, allocate a place where to store everything ...
So I like this video for noodle

I agree absolutely !!! My Berghoff is marked as a Roller Noodle Knife.

mine 1971

I will say that by the 74th the sample seems to have not been improved in any way, and in order to save money, even some of the most important options from previous versions have been removed, as for me even 80 grams of pasta at a time does not work well with the recycling function, this is not good at all, that's I have to bake one bar per week, I had to get hold of another one, purely for disposal

Man, you do not need to completely cut down, although it is not a flimsy Chinese sample, it can come out of myselfbuilding, you remember how ruby ​​TV, just slap on the lid and immediately the colors are brighter

I need to figure out something on the topic, otherwise I don't use any of this. I even tried something, but not successfully

by the way with a white sharpener enjoyedtormented until a properly imprisoned husband appeared

Soooo, the sharpener is lying around, the citrus cleaner has been used a couple of times. Olesya, what's in the middle? Maybe I need it?

I don’t think so, also a sharpener, the principle is similar to white

[Sandorik !!!]

I will say that by the 74th, the sample does not seem to have been improved in any way, and in order to save money, even some of the most important options from previous versions have been removed, as for me, even the recycling function does not work well

Man, you do not need to completely cut down, although it is not a flimsy Chinese sample, it can come out of myselfbuilding, you remember how a ruby ​​TV set, just slap on the lid and immediately the colors are brighter

yeah ... mine at least disposes of it normally ... So I also think we can yo .. knock on the lid, will it tune itself? Sandorik !!! have you tried knocking on the lid?

[kotyuchok]

kotyuchok the last, greenish like brass knuckles ...

Yes, it's like peeling citrus fruits, but I somehow faster with a knife, but I still need to find this one, I don't want any orange-tangerine

[GAD]

Schumacher, can reset to zero, I would not refuse a couple of drivers for my sample, girls who have successful share

I do not know how anyone, but mine "GADzhet "responds perfectly to voice commands. I think this is the main driver. Have you tried to run them with different intonations?

[Mrs. Addams]

Mrs. Addams, I accept my apologies: it seems to me that you guessed that in this thread each of us speaks out about the wrong devices that you don't like anyone, but only about those that do not like to her personally.

[GAD]

I do not know how anyone, but mine "GADzhet "responds perfectly to voice commands. I think this is the main driver. Have you tried to run them with different intonations?

what year of release? Sandorik and I on the 71st ... have a speech recognition function, but then - the circuit breaks ... I gru, I need to try to hit the coupol, we can restore the settings

try to hit the kumpol, we can restore the settings

ShuMakher-Masha, well, we always have time to knock, but there is still such a method: you need to lubricate, maybe where the smear has dried up, you should put on a fresh new one, or where the leash is broken off or thinned out - replace and you look and again how it spins and the connection in the chain will be restored and a complete reboot will be like the first time !!!

I bought a pot "Pasta Bravo" by "Tupperware" company for cooking pasta in the microwave. For big money, by the way. I decided to cook pasta, bam, but she doesn't fit into the microwave. Fuck it !!! Microwave usual 20 liters in my opinion was. Gave it to a friend on some occasion. She calls me and says that she also does not fit. In general, this pan came up only to the fourth link in the chain.

I bought a pot "Pasta Bravo" by "Tupperware" company for cooking pasta in the microwave. For big money, by the way. I decided to cook pasta, bam, but she doesn't fit into the microwave. Fuck it !!! Conventional microwave 20 liters

So this is not an unnecessary item, but not a fit! I have such a 23-liter fit perfectly, and my son really liked to use it, so he took it with him ...
But from the useless - a plastic container in the form of a lemon for storing lemon (yellow, cute-looking, bought in Uuterra). All the lemons in it spoiled much faster than just in a bag.

Lyudmila, thank you for sharing your experience with lemongrass! And I kept thinking, take, don't take ...

So this is not an unnecessary item, but not a fit! I have such a 23-liter fit perfectly, and my son really liked to use it, so he took it with him ...

This is how this post was written with the aim that the girls, before buying it, would try it on in their microwave - whether it will or will not work so that this gadget does not become useless for them like mine and they do not feel stupid like me
And Temka is very interesting and useful. Thanks to CHEF

[GAD]

what year of release? Sandorik and I on the 71st ... have a speech recognition function, but then the circuit breaks ... I gru, I need to try to hit the coupol, we can restore the settings

Manya, the year of my release GADzetA much earlier than yours. My 60th year of release. But the speech recognition function works. True, sometimes from the second time, when you have to raise your voice

I bought a pot "Pasta Bravo" by "Tupperware" company for cooking pasta in the microwave. For big money, by the way. I decided to cook pasta, bam, but she doesn't fit into the microwave.Fuck it !!! Microwave usual 20 liters in my opinion was. Gave it to a friend on some occasion. She calls me and says that she also does not fit. In general, this pan came up only to the fourth link in the chain.

And I returned mine to the distributor on the same day. I, too, did not fit in the micro. In return, I bought all sorts of other things.

But from the useless - a plastic container in the form of a lemon for storing lemon (yellow, cute-looking, bought in Uuterra). All the lemons in it spoiled much faster than just in a bag.

I really like this container, I keep it on the refrigerator door, cut lemon, it is stored for a long time. But once they got on lemons, they even had a different smell, so they got moldy everywhere, both in the package and in the container. They looked ordinary, but were sold at a deep discount.