Elena Tim
Spontaneous, was.
SchuMakher
Elena Tim, look at yourself in the mirror! Have you already put on a garter under the apron?




Quote: Elena Tim

Spontaneous, was.

I am like the "all-seeing eye" - always and everywhere!
Elena Tim
Quote: ShuMakher
Have you already put on a garter under the apron?
Quiet! Ohalnitsa! People burn around!

I won't turn away later if Timon finds out how you advised me to use this apron.

... I'll go rotten on high heels I'll look

SchuMakher


or you will have to go to the next MK in this form



you feel good, you have strings, but I have a pin!
Elena Tim
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ilmirushka
Quote: Elena Tim
I won't turn away later if Timon finds out how you advised me to use this apron.

... I'll go rotten on high heels I'll look
Leeeeen, well, look for stockings right away, with pins and stockings will come in handy

FALL STOCKINGS WEAR
scene-verse (husband and wife)

"Get up !!!", - my wife pushed me in the side
And she whispered intimately in my ear:
"Let's rustle with you, hubby ...
Let's go into the gap to the fullest !!!
For four hours you will be to tears
It's unforgettable to groan next to me !!! "
Wow!!! Waking up is not a question
If debauchery and lust are on the agenda ...
Dull sadness, leave me!
The era of piquancy has come again !!!
The wife asked: "Where are my stockings ???"
And she went deep into the bowels of the wardrobe ...
I haven't worn them in a hundred years
Though he knows how it turns me on ...
I ignored the shower and toilet
To feel the moment every moment ...
"Found it !!!", - stockings rustle in her hands ...
And not even one (oh, miracle !!!) couple ...
I even shed a tear, guys ...
After all, so much time has gone in vain
Without sexual, sweet pleasures ...
Thank you, dear wife !!!
I follow her, starting to run,
Dreaming of her elastic breasts !!!
We entered the kitchen ... Knows how to lift
The husband has the mood and strength ...
But what do I see ??? Turned back
Good luck again to the naive moron !!!
Make a loop for me from a stocking !!!
How could I believe such a devil!
"I just bought three bags of onions here ...
Let's hang it around the pantry ... "
Elena Tim
Aaaaaaaaaa!

These libertines immediately offered stockings as soon as they saw me in an apron.

I don’t understand, I had such a b ... sky look, did they immediately get into all sorts of obscenities in their heads?

Ilmirushka

Quote: Elena Tim
I don’t understand, I had such a b ... sky look, did they immediately get into all sorts of obscenities in their heads?


I don’t know, I don’t see you, Lenus, but I believe ...
Irina F
Come on, show yourself to us as soon as possible !!!!!
We also want to appreciate your view !!!!!!
SchuMakher
Quote: Ilmirushka
but I believe ...

to whom? To her? ahahahahahah



You can believe the current to me and Melka, well, Kilke is a bit too, although ... she is a Cossack, for .. ... sent Yes, Mel?
Ilmirushka
Quote: ShuMakher
to whom? To her? ahahahahahah
Mash, yes, you can! She is a fox... from any apron vyvernezza positions!
Elena Tim
Quote: Irina F
Come on, show yourself to us as soon as possible !!!!!
I will be banned for outrage.
Quote: ShuMakher
to whom? To her?
Chevooo ?! Yes, I am as pure as a tender snowflake! I can never lie!

Maaan, Masinen, tell them why they flood! Pus they take an example from me - I am always only on business and only briefly.
SchuMakher
Quote: Ilmirushka
Mash, yes you are!

I CAN!

You will not believe, I barely begged for an egg of two quail eggs with two rings of a shrunken sausage.So I also made a reservation four times while frying that I’ll take all the gas out of her
Elena Tim
Quote: ShuMakher
an egg of two quail eggs with two rings of a dried sausage
I translate into normal, truthful human language: half a sausage, five eggs and a package of stuffed snails in garlic sauce. TWO!
Well, and, of course, I wore out a lot of gas - I was eager to sniff more.
I barely beat off the last cubic meters.




That's it, defky, we are leaving, otherwise Manya (modernization) really hangs on us.
Ilmirushka

Quote: ShuMakher
You will not believe, I barely begged for an egg of two quail eggs with two rings of a shrunken sausage.So I also said four times while frying that I’ll use up all the gas


Quote: Elena Tim
That's it, defky, we are leaving, otherwise Manya (modernization) really hangs on us.
Begiiiim!

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